Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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