Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
