i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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