You're so nebulous sometimes
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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