i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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