16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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