ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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