Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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