I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
