im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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