and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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