YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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