Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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