What a fucking waste of an outfit
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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