When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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