she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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