STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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