im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
kristin has been a bad kristin
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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