Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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