Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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