are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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