i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
How's work?
Spinning.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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