sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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