fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
