good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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