What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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