Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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