I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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