think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
