dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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