Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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