You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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