You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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