ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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