roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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