i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
