we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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