Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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