Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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