She announced her abortion via fbk
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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