do herpes really smell.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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