honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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