who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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