So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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