So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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