she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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