I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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