never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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