I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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