how can u be prego again
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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