Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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