Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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