Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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