Sponge bath it is.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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