She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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