My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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