What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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