dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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