Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
do nipples grow back?
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