That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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