Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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